dere you go
ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
(Source: starsighs, via eridans-bullshit-magic)
I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
What a horrible way to die.
(Source: yunishinoya, via tea-books-and-blankets)